AISubs v3.7
I'm the legendary potato character, mobpe!
So, I've stopped dressing up and putting on makeup.
I'm mobpe without makeup.
Today...
I'm going to cut potatoes' nails!
Since I came home, I've been trying to cut nails many times.
Potatoes were forcibly cut off at a pet shop.
So, I'm going to show you how scary it is to cut nails.
Right, potato?
It's scary, isn't it?
At first, I used to do it with a normal nail clipper, but I bought this one!
With this, I'd like to show you how I cut my nails.
Potato!
Today...
Let me cut your nails!
Oh, no, no, no!
What's this?
This is...
When I'm being naive, it makes me do something crazy.
Let's do it!
Go!
This cat is biting me.
I'm going to bite you!
So, first of all, I'd like to cut my nails normally.
Potato, are you there?
Yes, I'm waiting for you.
But sometimes you have to endure unpleasant things in life.
That's what I feel, right?
So, I asked my mom what I should do.
My mom has been running a cat cafe for 10 years and has seen various cats.
So, I have to be able to cut my nails, whether I like it or not.
Whether it's a cat cafe or a cat house.
So, my mom said it would be easier for me to cut my nails if I put on Elizabeth's Color.
So, I said, "Let's buy Elizabeth's Color."
But my mom said, "No, you don't have to buy it."
You can buy it in Donbei.
That's what my mom said.
So, I'd like to make Elizabeth's Color in Donbei.
Can you really make Elizabeth's Color with this?
Well, first of all, my mom told me to eat it from where I eat it, so I'll eat it.
(I'll eat it.)
What should I make for tempura and udon?
Basically, it's udon, but...
Should I try soba?
I'll put it in.
Oops!
(I'll put it in.)
I'll make this for you to cool you down.
Well, excuse me, sir.
Sir, it's that light over there, so...
Excuse me.
Please put it in as soon as you finish eating.
I've never eaten soba before, but it looks like this.
This powder is, you know, secular.
Sigh... I'm on a diet, but I'm eating donbei.
It's for you, sir.
He's purring outside.
Oh, is he coming?
There's donbei.
Cats can't eat it.
Only human adults can eat it.
It's for you, sir.
I'll put it in here.
(I'll put it in.)
Oh!
Shichimi thief!
It's a shichimi thief!
There was a shichimi thief just now.
Sir!
Did you do a shichimi thief?
He took my shichimi.
Three minutes?
You have a cute face.
It's a cute thing about you, sir.
When I wake up in the morning...
I'm definitely going to use this gelato fluff and...
I'll be kissing you.
I'll be kissing you for about an hour.
On this.
On me.
It's too cute.
That's why I can only wear that gelato fluff.
I only have this Pokemon and...
I only have Mr. Kuma's gelato fluff.
I'm using both of them.
I'm looking for gelato fluff.
Please give me one that's easy for me to kiss.
It's been three minutes.
It's my first soba.
I think red looks better on you than green.
I'll put the tempura on.
I'll put the tempura on you.
I'll give you rice.
I'll cut it for you.
Wow!
It's soaked.
Po-chan.
Oh, OK.
It's soaked.
Thank you very much.
My cat can talk.
She's a genius.
That's nice of you.
It's common for cats to buy trash and eat rice on their own.
Po-chan, thank you for the meal.
Po-chan is always eager to check what you're eating.
Right, Po-chan?
She always checks what I'm eating and what I'm eating when I'm eating.
Thank you for the meal.
Yeah, it's good.
It's a little wet, but it's good.
Yeah, it's good.
This is for you, Po-chan.
Just the apple light...
Wow...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, but...
I'm not interested in it anymore.
I want a picture of Po-chan.
It's a picture.
(I'm sorry, but I'm not interested in it anymore.)
She's looking at me from a distance.
Thank you for watching me, Po-chan.
I finished eating.
I'm going to wash it.
I washed it thoroughly.
It's clean.
And I'd like to cut it around the head of a potato.
I only have this pair of scissors.
This is a pair of scissors that a fan of mine made for me.
I'm sorry.
It may not cut well.
I only have this pair of scissors.
I don't have a cutter.
I'd like to cut it.
Po-chan, wait for me.
It's good.
I haven't seen how to make anything.
Look at this.
It's silver.
On the back, it says "mob".
It says "mob's mind".
Please check it out.
It's too small.
I think I should make it bigger.
Should I light it up with a lighter?
I don't think it's necessary.
It hurts, so I think it's enough.
I'll make it bigger.
Wait for me, Pocky.
Until I cut it off.
I'm not afraid of cutting it off.
Like this?
Oh, it's good.
I think it's better to cut it off with my hands.
I'm sure it's good.
It's coming.
I think it's good.
Could you excuse me for a moment?
Is it too much?
I'll show you.
I'll forgive you for everything.
Is it too much?
Could you put it on me for a moment?
Don't you like it?
You don't like it, do you?
Could you put it on me for a moment?
What?
You don't like it, do you?
Pocky, I know you don't like it.
I know you don't like it.
Oh!
Could you put a churu around it?
Do you want me to give you churu?
If you want me to tell you what to say to a cat...
At a churu shop...
Churu, churu, let's have some churu.
Churu.
Could you put it on me for a moment?
Don't you like it?
I put a churu on it.
Do you like it?
Could you put it on me for a moment?
Could you put a churu on me for a moment?
Pocky, do you like it?
Yes, you like it.
Oh!
It's coming!
Pocky...
Pocky is...
He put a churu on me!
He doesn't look like he's in pain and he's very relaxed.
It's so easy that my fingers go in.
That means...
I can cut my nails like this, right?
Hurry up!
I'm going to cut my nails!
But it's true that it's easy to cut my nails.
Hey!
It's easy to cut my nails!
I'm sorry for doing something you don't like.
But you shouldn't cut your nails, either.
Do you want me to cut them for you?
But you shouldn't cut them around the weekend, right?
Okay?
Let me cut it for you.
Then I'd like to end today's video with this.
Pooh-san?
You don't have to eat it, you can eat it from here.
So, I made up with her.
I'm sorry, Pooh-chan.
The battle of cutting nails is still going on.
Pooh-chan is just eating chewing gum.
Pooh-chan, I'm sorry.
So, the battle of cutting nails with Pooh-chan is still going on.
Well, it seems like I'm going to force myself to cut my nails in the end.
Pooh-san?
That's all for today.
I'm a legendary potato character, Momoki Potato.
Bye-bye.
Hey.
Potato-han.
We get along well.